一、伏特加设计海报
《Stan》
填 词：埃米纳姆，Dido，保罗·哈蒙
谱 曲：埃米纳姆，Dido，保罗·哈蒙
歌曲原唱：埃米纳姆，Dido
Chorus: Dido
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
我的茶凉了，为什么……
got out of bed at all
我的心情总是不好。
The morning rain clouds up my window..
清晨的雨遮住了我的窗
and I can't see at all
什么也看不到
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
看见的都是灰色
but your picture on my wall
但在墙上却有你的照片，
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
它提醒我，还不算坏，
it's not so bad..
还不算坏……
1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background
2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise
[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
亲爱的Slim，我写信给你，但你仍未答复。
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
我把我的地址、姓名和电话都留在了信末，
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
秋天里发了两封信，你肯定是没有收到。
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
可能是邮局或是什么地方搞错了。
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
有时我总是把地址写得很潦草。
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
但又能怎样呢？操他的蛋吧！你的女儿好吗？
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
我的女朋友也怀孕了，我就要作爸爸了。
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
如果是女孩，你猜我会叫她什么？
I'ma name her Bonnie
我会给她起名叫Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
我也读到了你的Ronnie叔叔的事儿，很难过。
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
我有个朋友为了甩了他的母狗而轻生，
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
我知道你也许每天都听到这个，可我是你的超级歌迷
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
我甚至有你和Scam一起做的地下音乐。
got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
我的房间里贴满了你的海报和照片。
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
我也喜欢你和Ruckus的歌，那很棒
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
反正，我很希望你能回我的信。
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan，This is Stan
只是为了聊天，我是你最忠诚的粉——stan
{Chorus: Dido}
[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
亲爱的Slim，你仍旧没有回信，希望你能抓住机会。
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
我还没疯，我只是认为你**不屑于回信给歌迷。
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
如果你不想在剧场外理我，你就可以不理，
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
但至少应该为Matthew签个名。
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
那是我的小弟弟，只有六岁
We waited in the blistering cold for you,four hours and you just said, "No."
我们在该死的寒风中等了四个小时，可你只是说了个“不”
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
那个小家伙可是把你当成了他的偶像。
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
他要成为像你那样的人，他比我更喜欢你。
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
我还没疯，只是不喜欢被欺骗。
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
记得我们在丹佛的相遇吗？你说如果我写信，你会回信的
you would write back - see I'm just lyou in a way
看在我们有相同的境遇的份儿上。
I never knew my father neither;
我也不知道谁是我爸，
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
他总是欺骗妈妈还打她。
I can relate to what you're saying in your songsso when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em oncause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
我能在你的歌里看到自己。所以在那些心情沮丧的日子里， 就好听你的歌
只有你的歌能帮我。
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
我甚至在胸前纹上你的名字。
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
有时我也会割开手腕看它能流多少血。
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
如同肾上腺素一般，那些痛楚向我袭来。
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
我尊敬你，因为你说的一切都是事实。
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
我女友开始嫉妒，因为我每天谈论的只有你
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
但她并不像我如此的了解你，没人能
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
她不会了解有着我们这样经历的人的。
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
记得回信，你将会永远失去我这样的超级歌迷的。
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
你真诚的，Stan
We should be together too
我们也将会在一起的
{Chorus: Dido}
[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
亲爱的从不回信的先生。
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
这将是我寄给你最后的邮件了。
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
六个月了，从没有回信——这不是我应得的。
I know you got my last two letters;
我知道你受到了最近的两封信；
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
我在上面清清楚楚的写上了地址。
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
这回是我要寄给你的磁带，我希望你能听到
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
我在车上，在高速路上开90
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
嘿，slim，我喝了5分之一加仑的伏特加，你说我还能开吗？
You know the song by Phil Collins, "in the air tonight"
你知道PhilCollins那首关于救一个落水者的歌“In the Air of the Night”吗
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
但那家伙没有得救
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
那情形就和现在一样，你本可以阻止我溺水的。
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
但现在一切都晚了，我吃了1000片镇定药
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
眼睛睁不开了，我想要的只不过是个该死的回信。
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
我希望您能知道我把你的照片从墙上都撕了下来。
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
我爱你slim。我们本应该在一起的，想想吧
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
现在你把一切都毁了，我想你不会睡着的，一定会梦到这一切。
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
当你梦到时，定会惊叫的
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
我希望你会受到良心的谴责，没有我，你不能呼吸
See Slim; {*screaming*} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
看看吧，slim[尖叫声]**，闭嘴！我正在说话
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
嘿，slim，那是我的女友在后备箱中尖叫。
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
但我不会割开她的喉咙，我只是绑住她。 我不像你。
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
因为窒息而死会让她更痛苦。
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
好了，该走了，我已经到桥上了，
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
噢，见鬼，我怎么才能把磁带寄出去呢？
{Chorus: Dido}
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
亲爱的Stan，我本打算尽快回信给你，但最近太忙了。
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
你说你的女朋友怀孕了，多长时间了?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
你能给你女儿起那个名字，我真的感到十分高兴。
and here's an autograph for your brother,
这里有给你弟弟的签名，
I wrote it on the Starter cap
我写在了信的开始
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
很抱歉在演唱会上没能见到你，我肯定是错过了
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
不要认为我写那些歌是故意让你难过的
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
可你TM说什么？你难道想削掉你的手腕吗？
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
我唱那些只是说着玩的。
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
嘿，你还好吗？
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
你有些小问题，Stan，我想你需要些建议来帮帮你了。
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
你说我们将会在一起是什么意思？
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
这种话让我不想和你见面
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
我想你和你的女友确实是相互需要的
or maybe you just need to treat her better
而且你应该对她好一些
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
希望你能读到这封信，但愿它能赶在你伤害自己前寄到。
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
只要放松一些，我想你会好起来的
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you bwhy are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
很高兴我可以激励你，但你为何那样疯狂 我只要你做一个歌迷
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
我不想再看到你说疯话了
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
两周前的一个新闻让我感到不安
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
一个家伙开车冲到了桥下
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
后备箱里是他怀孕的女友
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
在车上还找到了一盒磁带 可他们没说磁带是给谁的……
Come to think about it, his name was.. it was you
想想看，他的名字是……是你
Damn!
该死的！
二、伏特加鉴赏
伏特加正确饮用方式是应该一点一点地一点一点地喝下，这样饮用才能让酒液与口腔充分接触，从而品味伏特加自身的余味芳香。
鉴赏家们喜欢呼气后把伏特加慢慢滑入喉咙，吸气后把酒液咽下，最后呼出多余的酒精蒸气，且避免去除食用食物的味道和气味。
三、伏特加怎么画
北极熊伏特加
四、伏特加梗动漫
在动漫《那年那兔那些事》第三季第五集中，兔子看中了毛熊家的27姬，毛熊出价较高，兔子晓之以理，动之以情。毛熊拿出伏特加酒说道:谈情怀是吧？
来，把这个干了。
兔子请出了瘦瘦的眼镜兔，一举将毛熊喝趴了，顺利的买到了27姬，还在价格上得到了优惠...
五、伏特加背后的故事
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“咸狗”鸡尾酒咸味会使口感更美妙！
英国人俚语称船上的甲板工作人员为“咸鬼”。据说这款鸡尾酒最初以杜松子酒为基酒，传到美国后才改为以伏特加为基酒的。作为一款面向海事工作者的鸡尾酒，加入更多的柚汁的酸和盐的咸使得伏特加的酒香更加浓郁。
准备配料及食材
冰块 适量；伏特加 2盎司；西柚汁 1份；砂糖 1汤匙；粗盐 1汤匙；柠檬片 1片。
调酒步骤
把糖和盐在一小碟子里混合均匀
把酒杯倒置在小碟上转一周做雪花边
将酒杯边缘贴近青檬片，转一周以湿边
在酒杯里放入九分满冰块，倒入伏特加、西柚汁，轻轻搅拌下
尽享美味吧!
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